Of course it’s Love & Hip Hop, so it’s only a matter of time before Diamond learns that Cisco has been cheating on her and she may have moved across the country for nothing.
Love & Hip Hop fans are still enjoying the addictively trashy Hollywood spin-off of the VH1 reality TV show.But, according to Love & Hip Hop spoilers, the Love & Hip Hop New York Season 5 premiere is right around the corner.Love & Hip Hop NY spoilers tease that Diamond Strawberry is actually the daughter of Mets outfielder Daryl Strawberry.Diamond moved to New York to pursue a career in modeling and be closer to her boyfriend, producer Cisco Rosado. Cyn arrives so they can diss Erica, while sucking on some grimy hooka. Of course, he tells us he’s still creepin’ on his baby mama who has no idea about Diamond. I thought this was a euphemism for her monthly friend, ya know what I mean? Then the talk turns to their baby and their future and how she shouldn’t worry because he might not have to do 20 years. Rich and Cyn get together, and he apologizes to her because he can see how beneficial hanging with Cyn could be to his air time.
“I don’t wanna keep crossing this bridge,” says Chink. Candy does talk her into thinking about the future — you know the very possible future that consists of him being up the river while she’s hip deep in baby poopie diapers. Egghead Cisco is at the gym with Richie talking about Diamond and how she’s so unappreciative of his honesty, and how she disrespected his baby mama. Yandy decides to talk to Mendeecees about her best friend being back. Regardless, Peter goes to ‘Germany’** to win back his lady love (who he JUST told he was going to be single and file for custody), and finds himself surprised that a trip across the Atlantic Ocean hasn’t helped her get past matters – namely, him still being in love with Tara.Inexplicably, the man lobbies her mom for support, which doesn’t go well, to nobody’s chagrin.But far be it from me to poop on someone’s parade – dream your dream, girl!Meanwhile, the #Creep Gang took some time to teach us the do’s and don’ts of dirty macking. Then he lies some more and says he’s settled things with Tara. He tells her, “I want to be husband to you now.” Oh, wow. She starts off by telling him she’s not going to sue him for the money her bullshit music didn’t make which must come as a relief to Rich. Seems she wants to talk about her love life with him because they were such “dope” friends. She’s trying to tell us that the moment she has a relationship everyone else gets all concerned and wants to know about it and gets in her business — we know the real truth which is her P. “team” is pushing out the rumors about her to get her covered. Rich tells her her “career is predicated on who you are” and that’s always gonna mess up her relationships. And somehow, now, she’s hooked on to Shad Gregory Moss — y’know, Lil’ Bow Wow, now that’s he’s grown with a “secret kid” Bow Wow — who hasn’t had a hit or anything serious going down in years. We know Erica is desperate, but I didn’t Richie D was equally desperate. The old-ass b*tch goes to apologize to Chink, realizing that when you’re old enough to be a man’s grandmother, you need to STFU. She complains about him spending time in the studio. How this is going to happen to someone who hasn’t been fertile since Hammer Time, heaven only knows! I guess I’m the only one that thinks an alleged felon doesn’t make a good baby daddy, or even decent genes. Not to worry — she’s getting pregnant during the flight of the pigs scenario that will happen any day now.